Geek House Coffee’s labels are works of fantasy art

I’ve got into coffee recently. It’s good for your liver, apparently.

So it’s with special interest that I look at Geek House Coffee when the site was pointed out to me. It’s an American site that probably does what you expect; selling coffee with a geeky theme.

I notice an email gift card option, and I’ll squirrel that away as a potential solution to the challenge of getting gifts from Scotland (Geek Native HQ) to the States.

However, it’s the artwork on the coffee bags that struck me first. What we have here is coffee with character. Let’s check them out!

Adventurer’s Breakfast Blend

How to get your stuff together quickly.

[Equip Adventurer’s Breakfast Blend]

Arcane Coffee

Dark magic.

[Investigate Arcane Coffee]

Assassin’s Guild: Scorpion’s Sting

That’s pear, jasmine, strawberry and grapefruit you taste.

[Check out the Assassin’s Guild]

Elfish Roast

Not that kind of elfish roast, Mr Troll.

[Check out Elfish Roast]

King’s Noble Coffee

Royally good stuff, it is decreed.

[Invest in Kings]

Paladin’s Pure Six-Bean Espresso

It packs a punch.

[Quest to the Paladin’s espresso]