At the start of the month Geek Native took a look at Storm Crow’s marriage dice. How about something far less huggable?
How about a death dice?
The How You Will Die die is another giant d20. It’s not a critical hit on each side, though. There’s death.
Okay, what could you die of? Well, there’s some mixed news there as I spot autoerotic asphyxiation on the list, but also dismembered by yeti. Which is more likely?
Other dicey deaths include defenestration, implosion and being ambushed by a ninja. What about death by industrial blender, in a replicant revolt, by alien larvae or, sadly, by a broken heart.
Eaten by leopards is a risk, as is getting the vapours or encountering an amorous octopus or a less friendly marshmallow avalanche and the horrifyingly real chance of a clown surprise.
Lastly, causes of death may also include a 1970 jello recipe, knife ghosts, too many Oreos, existential dread or an exploding d20, which means, ultimately, the end might come rather abruptly.
