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Merchoid is selling this Stranger Things Walkie Talkie pencil case. They’re selling out too.
We all know we’d use them as dice cases, right? I think that’s the go-to use of pencil cases in Geek Native’s HQ for at least the last 20 years. Not that this abode has sent any kids to school… but do they even use pencils in education anymore?
Merchoid agrees. You can tell it from their copy. Here’s what they say;
Stranger Things: Walkie Talkie Pencil Case brings a slice of awesome into your life. Just looking at it gives you +10 HP and +20 charisma.
I mean, +20 charisma. I don’t usually suffer from Rules Lawyerdom, but even I caught that one. A pencil case might be able to offer +1, and a dice case +2 … but +20? I think the geeks in the show would agree, that’s far too generous, and they’re all big walkie talkie fans.
We don’t get any size details from Merchoid either. However, if it’s long enough to hold pencils, it looks deep enough to hold dice. It’s actually weird there are so few specs on the page.
Anyway, Merchoid’s stock widget says these cases are selling out, but I’ve no idea whether that’s just a slick sales robot or actually a helpful script.
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