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I really wasn’t sure anything would beat the awesome Gandalf v Balrog Christmas sweater or the WTF of the horror Junji Ito jumper but there’s an argument that this 3D T-Rex Christmas jumper does both.
Merch mania over? I thought I had made it through Black Cyber weekend, and we would settle down. No more temptations. But, despite the weirdness of this dinosaur sweater, I’m still tempted by it. Whyyy?
[I need]
Let’s take a look. This isn’t a woolly jumper; it’s 60% cotton and 40% acrylic. It can be machine washed.
It’s sold as a standard fit unisex, so there’s a good chance it won’t fit most people well. However, in addition to “one size” in the Amazon size dropdown, there’s also Small and X-Small. X-Small is for chests of 32-34 inches and waistlines of 24-26 inches.
We’re told that the attachment uses velcro.
Also, it would be hard to wear a coat over this but perhaps that’s why we use velcro. Would that mean we come to work with dinosaur parts in a bag and adorn ourselves with them before the Christmas party? Who wouldn’t want to rock up at festive fun without a friendly second head sprouting from their chest and supplemental tail wagging behind?
The Unicorn surprise
Lastly, I have reason to believe a Unicorn version of this same sweater by Costume Agent exists, but (thankfully) can’t find it on Amazon. Phew.
Hat tip to Geeks Are Sexy for this lovely awfulness.
