I like to think of this “Oh God, Stupid Creatures”. Really not sure what to make of this – it’s a press release sent to Geek Native. John Murphy is a “plush toy artist” from Asheville, North Carolina. I didn’t even know that was a job. We’re not just talking a “toy artist”, we’re talking a “plush toy artist”.
John’s even written books on the subject including Stupid Sock Creatures – an Amazon hit. By the way; trying typing ‘sock creatures’ quickly. If you’ve typed ‘sreatures’ then you’ve made an ace typo. Turns out you can buy this one too!
John’s teamed up with a graphic novelist called Liana Finck. Together they’ve – for some reason – merged stupid creatures with the Book of Relevations. Oh god; I hope I’ve not been tricked into making a religious post on this blog. The creatures are pretty cool, though. I especially like the multi-headed red dragon. That looks like a good idol for me!