If it’s the day before Valentine’s Day and you are here in search of a card, then you’re in luck because I recommend getting a delivery of a dessert or baked treat, keeping it in the fridge overnight, and it should be fresh enough tomorrow!
You can also download one of these Disney-themed punishingly cute Villaintines cards care of Fun.com to print out or send over a messaging app.
Scar Valentine’s Day card

Yzma Valentine’s Day card

Dr. Facilier Valentine’s Day card

Prince John Valentine’s Day card

Ursula Valentine’s Day card

Maleficent Valentine’s Day card

Queen of Hearts Valentine’s Day card

Gaston Valentine’s Day card

Cruella Valentine’s Day card

Evil Queen Valentine’s Day card

Captain Hook Valentine’s Day card

Hades Valentine’s Day card

Jafar Valentine’s Day card

Sweet geek Valentine’s Day messages
Would I also dare to suggest some sweet geeky pun messages for Valentine’s Day? Er, Villaintines? I would!
- “My love for you is stronger than the force of gravity.”
- “I am your one and only; my love algorithms prove it.”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue; I am the luckiest geek to have found you.”
- “My love for you is exponential.”
- “You have my heart and my wifi password.”
- “If love were a programming language, I’d choose you every time.”
- “Today is the perfect day to thank you for all the times you’ve helped me out of a tech pickle.”
- “You make my heart skip a beat and my mouse click.”