If it’s the day before Valentine’s Day and you are here in search of a card, then you’re in luck because I recommend getting a delivery of a dessert or baked treat, keeping it in the fridge overnight, and it should be fresh enough tomorrow!
You can also download one of these Disney-themed punishingly cute Villaintines cards care of Fun.com to print out or send over a messaging app.
Scar Valentine’s Day card
Yzma Valentine’s Day card
Dr. Facilier Valentine’s Day card
Prince John Valentine’s Day card
Ursula Valentine’s Day card
Maleficent Valentine’s Day card
Queen of Hearts Valentine’s Day card
Gaston Valentine’s Day card
Cruella Valentine’s Day card
Evil Queen Valentine’s Day card
Captain Hook Valentine’s Day card
Hades Valentine’s Day card
Jafar Valentine’s Day card
Sweet geek Valentine’s Day messages
Would I also dare to suggest some sweet geeky pun messages for Valentine’s Day? Er, Villaintines? I would!
- “My love for you is stronger than the force of gravity.”
- “I am your one and only; my love algorithms prove it.”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue; I am the luckiest geek to have found you.”
- “My love for you is exponential.”
- “You have my heart and my wifi password.”
- “If love were a programming language, I’d choose you every time.”
- “Today is the perfect day to thank you for all the times you’ve helped me out of a tech pickle.”
- “You make my heart skip a beat and my mouse click.”
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