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Fancy drinking the juice of a Satanic Cult? Sneak, the energy drink, has just gone live with some.
Sneak is all about gamers and geek culture. The pitch for the drink is that it has zero sugar and carries lots of vitamins and nutrition. There’s no protein, and you’re strongly discouraged from having too much.
If energy drinks can be controversial, Sneak Energy’s Halloween marketing stunt isn’t bothered. The ads I’ve seen for the new bundle launched today are all Hail Satan!
Satanic Cult merch
If a cute bunny (now a zombie) merged with the occult and Satan floats your boat, there’s good news, as Sneak has a matching merch set. There are the shakers you’d expect and T-shirts too.
Sneak says;
Introducing Satanic Cult – an otherworldly drop dripping in dark magic. Embrace the arcane with new flavour Candy Apple, pledge loyalty to the cult in themed merch, and use the Sneak Ouija Board to connect with some very different energies… if you dare.
Yep! There’s even a Satanic Ouija Board, but, bad luck, it’s sold out. How much would you have to pay? £66.6, of course. However, a ‘notify me’ button lurks on the page raising the spectre that Sneak might bring the Ouija.
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