Koi’s About Us says that “playing it safe” is banned, and they mean that when it comes to creativity. We presume they don’t mean that for prepping a raid on the bandit camp.
The British brand has secured a D&D license for shoes and some bags. I’m confident some of those shoes are absolutely NOT playing it safe, and some, I fear, would require a Level 10 dexterous monk to walk in safely!
High fashion D&D shoes
Okay, are your toes ready?
Glabagool Gelatinous Cube Wedge Mary Janes
These towering not-cubes will set you back £70.
Song of the Rest Bard Flats
These strappy shoes cost £55.
Sai Black Mary Janes ‘Saving Throw Editions’
Sai Black cost £50.
Dungeon Dice Mystic Charm Trainers
These black trainers cost £80.
L’otta Monster Tridents Platform Boots
This pair costs a l’otta at £80.
There are other D&D shoes at Koi, but let’s move on. Are there any here you think would suit dungeon crawling or courtly politics?
D&D shoe accessories
If you already have some favourite shoes, then why not D&Dify them with accessories?
Draco Shoe Wings
A set of three pairs will set you back £10.
D&D fashion bags
One of these bags is good for keeping magic rings secret and safe, but both are suitable for shiny dice.
Ooze Gelatinous Cube Cab
These transparent number costs £50.
Deception Mimic Bag
This bag is probably not made from real Mimic and costs £60.
You can browse through the rest of the range or pounce on some of this D&D fashion over at Koi Footwear.
The company boasts Trustpilot scores of 3.8, with 71% of the ratings 5/5 but with angry 1/5s pulling them down.
However, I note that some of the angry 1/5s are from people who have had their delivery stolen en route, and that’s not Koi’s fault (although it is their responsibility to ensure safe delivery). Another international customer ordered just one side of Christmas and is disappointed their order isn’t with them yet. It’s tough being in retail, isn’t it? Temple of Elemental Evil tough!
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