What’s a respectable (are we?) nerdy blog like Geek Native doing writing up cheese accessories?
Firstly, cheese is… very important to some of us!
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Secondly, the Gratiator has a sword handle guard, which is ideal for protecting your fingers, a hooped sword pommel, which is good for hanging the device, and a blade, which is all about the sword.
Okay, the cheese grater is designed to look like a sword. And if you’re not sold yet, you can also wield this blade against lemon, chocolate, ginger and perhaps even nutmeg if you’re brave.
The good news is that unlike some other nicely designed kitchen toys/tools this cheese grater is stainless steel and dishwasher safe.
I’ve even found it on Amazon, so you should not have to contend with Dropship slowness.
A grater, a sword’s sharp twin,
Whose cheese-slicing battles would begin.
With a flourish and flash, It’d reduce cheddar to ash,
Then be sheathed, ’til the next cheesy din.
Quick Links
- Cheese destroying Gratiator.
