One of my favourite shirts is Jurassic Park with a raptor peering out from the green, but it cost me!
The same gorgeous, deadly and expensive qualifier applies to the Alien range launched today. RSVLTS says it’s “bursting with style”.
There are short-sleeved shirts and tees on offer. Let’s take a look at my preferences!
Alien: Containment Breach shirt
The black and green KUNUFLEX™ button-down shirt exudes an air of “bone-chilling” aesthetic appeal on multiple dimensions.
Alien: Stages of Fear shirt
We recognize that attachment may be challenging, but we advise caution with this KUNUFLEX™ button down featuring a detailed depiction of Facehugger and Xenomorph life stages, arranged within an aesthetically pleasing hexagonal grid. Don’t put your fingers in the wrong place.
Alien: Xenolife shirt
Xenomorphs exhibit intriguing behavioural patterns during their non-hostile intervals. These everyday pursuits provide a fascinating glimpse into the domesticity of these extraterrestrial beings, which, despite their imposing size, predatory instincts, corrosive biology, and slime excretion, demonstrate characteristics that resonate with terrestrial life forms.
[Xenobuy]
Alien: No One Can Hear You Scream shirt
This black KUNUFLEX™ button-down shirt is striking and bold. It shows a deep-space explorer in shock as a frightening Xenomorph hovers above.
[No one can hear your Shop account]
Alien: Free Hugs shirt
Be aware that there are intricately embroidered details on both of your shoulders. Additionally, there’s something concealed in the shadows behind your back.
Alien: Department of the Colonial Navy t-shirt
Not all heroes wear capes; some suit up in a Power Loader. This black tee features Ripley’s legendary exosuit, perfect for heavy lifting and flexing.
Alien: Outer Space Nightmare t-shirt
Drawing inspiration from the straightforward graphic style of the original posters, the t-shirt serves as a reminder of the warning label you probably should have heeded before opening the hatch.
[Cupboard nightmare discovery]
Alien: Aspen Beer t-shirt
The text describes a T-shirt that celebrates the Weyland-Yutani corporation’s official lager, highlighting its appeal after intense space battles.
Alien: Hatching Horrors shirt
Which instils a greater sense of awe, the formidable Xenomorph or the mysterious egg? Both embody powerful forces of nature that inspire reflection on the cycle of life and the unknown.
Alien: The Perfect Organism shirt
Look sharp as a Xenomorph’s teeth in this creepy KUNUFLEX™ button-down.
Some of these shirts are already marked as sold out, which means they vanished within the hour. It might just be that they’re not yet in stock.
Quick Links
- RSVLTS: Alien.
