Here’s a blast for the past. This was one of the best posts I’ve ever seen on Usenet and after all these years, don’t ask me why, I’ve dug it up to share here.
This is a Cthulhu inspired song. The catch – it needs to be sung to the Tiny Toon song.
As a reminder; here’s the Tiny Toon Adventures theme song. The sound quality is a bit sucky. Soz.
Ready for the chat; got to read the words with Tiny Toon tunes fresh in your mind!
We’re slimy, we’re squishy, we’re all a little fishy,
You humans are delishy and we’re feasting on your brains!We’re abysmal creatures, with gross horrific features –
Against Cthulhoid cult preachers the good guys go insane!So here’s Miskatonic U where all the creatures dwell.
Take a look at a mythos book and find yourself in hell!Your guns aren’t defective – they just aren’tective.
Our feast of human flesh and souls is tasting swell!Your magic and voodoo will not stop great Cthulhu;
Don’t eat with the Tchoo Tchoo; the Migo steal your brain!Here’s Narly, Tsathoggua, and over there’s Cthuga.
Don’t forget Ithaqqua, and Hastur hates his name!So here’s dread R’lyeh where the angles a wrong.
You’ll lose your soul and go insane if you stay here too long!We’re slimy, we’re squishy, we’re all a little fishy.
Our feast of human flesh and souls is gonna start!And now we’ll eat your heart.
What do you think? Measured observations are welcome and you can leave them in the comment section below.
