This blogger knows that many Geek Native readers have a thing for science. Good science. Clever science. You know, the sort of science that interests itself in working out how resistant household objects are to sulphuric acid.
It’s an everyday problem – sudden streams of sulphuric acid spraying out in the flat – so knowing what sort of material would provide good cover is helpful. As it turns out, a wet sponge is not good armour against a sulphuric acid attack.
A short poem about Spongebob in chemistry
SpongeBob SquarePants, a yellow sponge, Was in a chemistry lesson, feeling quite dumb. The teacher was explaining about sulfuric acid, And how it could melt your face, if you were mad.
SpongeBob didn’t listen, he was too busy daydreaming, About eating Krabby Patties, and swimming in the sea. He didn’t notice the teacher handing out beakers, And he didn’t notice the sulfuric acid, dripping on his knee.
The acid started to burn, and SpongeBob screamed, But it was too late, he was already melting. His skin started to peel, and his bones started to show, And in a few minutes, there was nothing left of SpongeBob, but a yellow puddle on the floor.
The teacher was horrified, and the students were screaming, But it was too late, SpongeBob was gone. He had been melted by sulfuric acid, And he would never be the same again.
The moral of the story is, Pay attention in chemistry class, Or you might end up like SpongeBob, Melted into a yellow puddle on the floor.
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