140 page not found 404 error messages for gaming webmasters

GameWyrd had around about 140 different error messages it would show in response to a 404 error (page not found). These were created by the GameWyrd community and voted on.

Here’s the list with the most popular (highest voting score) at the top.

1. Great, now you’ve gone and done it. You’ve broken the Internet. Way to go!
2. The Web Page you were trying to view, was eaten by a Greater Server Demon.
3. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You lost my URL. Prepare to die.
4. You don’t need to see our identification. This isn’t the web page you’re looking for.
5. You have reached the End of the Internet. Nothing More to See. Please Go Back.
6. You failed your find page roll. Quick, try again before the GM notices!
7. Dammit Jim, I’m a Doctor, not a Search Engine!
8. Now you know what THAT button does.
9. I’m sorry, Dave, but I’m afraid I can’t do that.
10. This is an EX PAGE, bereft of life it rests in peace, if it wasn’t nailed to it’s perch it’d be pushing up the daisies…
11. By Grapthar’s hammer, by the sons of Worvan, we shall find this web page.
12. Further searching is futile. We are the Borg. This page has been assimilated.
13. You just clicked on the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
14. Whoops! The server failed its find page roll. Everyone make a search roll.
15. This is the refrigerator in www.gamewyrd.com’s coffee room. The web server is down today, so I’m standing in for it. I couldn’t find your file on any of my shelves, but I’ll stick a note to myself with one of these magnet thingees to notify the webmaster.
16. This website has been sacked. The ones responsible for sacking the site have also been sacked. So we gave you this site at the last minute and at great expense.
17. We moved everything around just to confuse you. Take that!
18. Oh crap.
19. If there’s a bright centre to the Internet, you’re on the web page that it’s farthest from.
20. This web page has been transferred to an outpost so far off the starmaps you couldn’t find it with a hunting dog and an ouiji board.
21. What do you say we try that again? Yes, yes, yes, without the ‘Oops.’
22. I’m sorry citizen, your security clearance is insufficient to access that web page. Please stay where you are while the Computer dispatches Troubleshooters to deal with your treasonous activity. Have a nice day.
23. You killed all the monsters on this level.
24. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen the web page you’re looking for.
25. This page was here a minute ago, I swear! It was RIGHT HERE!
26. This Webpage is no more! It has ceased to be! It is an ex-webpage! It has joined the ruddy Choir Invisibule!
27. If my Dwarf can’t dig there, it doesn’t exist!
28. Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers.
29. We got that page around here somewhere chummer. But it’s gonna cost yer ta see it….
30. I’ve discovered that a common hacksaw is an efficient way to repartition your hard drive, regardless of which OS you use.
31. If it makes you feel any better, I can send you a fruit basket.
32. Are you here AGAIN?!?!?!
33. Damn wizard and his disintegrate spell…
34. We’re dreadfully sorry, this webpage has suffered an unexpected total existence failure, please try back in a later dimension.
35. Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine, we’re all fine, here now, thank you. How are you?
36. Boy, if you could see the look on your face right now…priceless. Absolutely priceless.
37. The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted.
38. Some people can see dead people…you can see dead pages!
39. This URL was a wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered.
40. Nothing to see here. Move along, buddy.
41. Sorry, but the page you were seeking is not wearing any pants.
42. OK, that’s the last time we let you draw the map…
43. The dog ate your webpage. Yeah, that’s it.
44. Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a web page!
45. Thank You. Autodestruct sequence enabled. Five … four … three … two … one …
46. You had better stop at the inn and ask for directions.
47. And yea though I walk through the valley of computer errors, I shall know not fear for the O/S is my Sheppard.
48. Use the force, my padawan learner.
49. Hello. You’ve reached the URL at the end of the universe.
50. Holy chaotic neutral, Batman!
51. This page is best viewed on Dolby Surround (where available).
52. This page has been eaten by those horrid little critters who live in hard drive.. quick!
53. Kill them before they do more damage!!
54. If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you’re headed down the right path.
55. Houston, we have a problem.
56. Please reboot the universe
57. You ain’t viewing the web page of two things: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left!
58. All your pages are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time!
59. The page you have just reached has been replaced by a changeling.
60. I’m sorry, our web-monkey still isn’t house trained yet… Bobo? Bad Bobo!
61. First crop circles and now this … wierd.
62. Sorry, but our Princess is in another castle!
63. Sure we’ll fix the page, right after we finish this RPG, this new graphics game, go for a coffee break…
64. This webpage has been sacrificed to the glory of Dagon.
65. If at first you don’t succeed, type, type again.
66. Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
67. I like bananas…
68. Can you hear me now?
69. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
70. Me like cookies….. “That wasnt a cookie, girl! You just ate a webpage!”
71. Sorry, the aliens abducted this one too! Weird…
72. Hastur, Hastur, Hastur…
73. You have reached the end of the internet. Please turn back now…
74. Do you realize what you just did?
75. Sorry man, looks like you’ve gotten to the 666th layer of the Abyss…
76. 044 … 440 … 444 … 000 … What was it again? … A-ha, there it is: 404
77. I’m sorry, our gnome has been tinkering about with the server again. Please return once he’s been forcibly restrained?!
78. Trap? What Trap?
79. You had to eat the green slime, didn’t you?
80. This page accidently summoned Hastur ……………….
81. You have FAILED in your attempt to access this webpage, PUNY HUMAN!
82. We sent this page to NASA for testing.
83. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness…
84. Ohh, dear.. what have you done now… YOU LOST THE PAGE?! YOU B*****D!!!
85. You shouldnt be trying to look at porn at work anyway
86. What are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a six inch winged humanoid web page before?
87. Hey !! What are you looking at?? I’m not decent yet !
88. URL does not compute. You are under arrest.
89. You are standing in the Web Nexus of Midgaard. Obvious exits are HOME PAGE and SITE MAP.
90. Once again someone has placed a portable hole in a bag of holding, damn them.
91. Mom is SO gonna freak when she finds out what you did to the webpage…
92. You little b*****d, you had the completly rare “Satan’s Virus #666” in you computer and sent it here, HERE of all places. This virus originated in your computer, will be traced to your address, and you will be arrested for the death of this webpage
93. This webpage bothered me, it was 0WN3D and had it’s **** ruined.
94. Eaten any good web pages lately?
95. the page you were trying to reach is just a figment of your imaganation
96. Tell me this is an illusion.
97. Welcome to the Twilight Zone
98. Well, now You’ve done it!! You have managed to lose this page. Thanx a lot! Now we can go on a quest for the lost page. Any clues where you have lost it ?
99. If there’s a bright center of the universe, you’re on the page it’s farthest from.
100. Stop…… …..Hammertime.
101. “to protect the world from devastation… to unite all peoples within our nation… to denounce the evils of truth and love… to extend our reach to the stars above… | Jesse… James…” | … Damnit man!!… You interrupted me!!
102. Read the sign on the door buddy. “DO NOT DISTURBE”!
103. This is not the page you’re looking for. You don’t need to see our papers. Move along.
104. Now what………genius?
105. Diamonds … Gold… Sapphires!!! Terry! Terry, we’re rich, we’re rich, we’re fabulously wealthy!!!! Terry…Terry…??
106. Sorry, we’re all out of that particular page. Please try one of the other 31 pages.
107. Wrongo, buddy. We know who you are, we know what you were trying to do. Step away from the computer right now.
108. Sorry, my neighbour’s dog ate this page, could you call a veterinarian please?
109. Mooooom, Billy killed the webpage again!
110. Oh my God! They killed the Webpage! …you bastards…!
111. It is very dark… You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
112. Webpage? *Burp* no, I didn’t see a webpage.
113. God damn whatever Deathclaw or Marketing Director spawned you!
114. Can i have a quarter?
115. Yeah, well, I could show you this page, but I just don’t like you. You never use my a: drive like you used to, and a scan now and then would be nice. Now say please and try again.
116. This page has been rampaged by Orcs. Please contact your Local Adventure Navigator (LAN)
117. Ha ha! You’re such a moron! You typed in the wrong URL! You IDIOT!
118. Welcome to Hell, Please enjoy your stay.
119. Can you see me? You’ve become a real moonsidian haven’t you?
120. If you’re a man: You didn’t ask for directions, did you? If you’re a woman: You let your husband/boyfriend/male friend use the browser, didn’t you?
121. If you’re a man: You didn’t ask for directions, did you?
122. Do not fear. Fear is the Mindkiller. Fear is the Little Death that brings total Oblivion.
123. That URL is incorrect. Unlock the PC’s zone. *KCHUNK* Let’s play Russian Roulette.
124. Bet you’ve seen like a hundred of these huh? Did you remember your spelling? The name? The fact that it aint on this website?
125. *****D-NOTICE******D-NOTICE******D-NOTICE********
126. [CLAN] Webpage has been KILLED!!
127. What is the average speed of an unladen swallow?
128. By the gods!!! This isnt just any 404 page, but THE legendary lost 404 page, yours going to be famous! D’you hear me?… famous!!!
129. This page is no longer here. Look over there.
130. He’s dead, Jim.
131. You die. Make new character.
132. You pressed the red button, didn’t you. DIDN’T YOU?!?
133. Hastur. Hastur. Hastur … Oops, wrong script. Sorry about your mind, computer, and house.
134. I’m sure that they will grow back. Eventually.
135. You just had to press the red button that said do not press no didn’t you….. Way to go… Not! You just nuked the internet!!!!!!!!
136. Whoa… the doctor is IN
137. Whoops…Guess we shouldn’t have freed Beleth
138. OMG! THE BAD GUYS FINALLY WON! TODAY THE INTERNET, TOMORROW THE WORLD!*maniacal laughter*
139. Just goes to show that some people will click anything.
140. This webpage is covered by copyright, trademark & piracy laws. Viewing this page would result in unlawful mental downloading and sharing of concepts, thoughts & communication that would infringe upon site owner’s profit margin.