Etsy boutique Critical Miss Crafts based in Oregon, makers of the NSFW Critical Failure sticker, have found a great idea for a side gig. Or a new main gig.
They’ve invented Critical Hit hot sauces. “It hurts so good” says the strapline.
It’s early days, they’re in the pre-launch marketing phase with some competitions and word of mouth news but there is a website to check out if you’re curious.
Click “Get sauced!” (the puns write themselves for this one) and you’ll discover their four launch flavours.
- Young Red Dragon (Pineapple, Mango, Habanero) for 16d6 fire damage.
- Mind Flayer (Caroline Reaper, Ghost Pepper, Oregon Huckleberry) for 10d12 psychic damage.
- Immolation (Caroline Reaper, Roasted Garlic, Blak Salt) for 8d6 fire damage.
- Acid Breath (Hatch Chile, Lime) for 3d6 fire damage.
That makes the Mind Flayer the most dangerous bottle in their arsenal.
Critical Hit Hot Sauce seems to be quite busy on their Facebook page with teasers as well as promos. If you’re tempted to experience 10d12 psychic damage to your mouth (or perhaps just 3d6) then it may be worth checking out.
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