Spiders is an excellent book for those of you with that uneasy feeling that the world we live in is not all that it seems. Wong has shown he was capable of mixing creepypasta-level terror with crude body humor in the previous title (John Dies at The End) and it's sequel does not disappoint one bit.
As a note, I will say definitively that this book is not for everyone, it includes concepts that are on level with those of the wildest "They" conspiracies that any paranoid schizophrenic has ever come up with. Not to mention, the author insists, without a disclaimer ever stating otherwise anywhere in the book, that everything depivted in the book is the truth. Anyone with any trouble separating fact from fiction should not touch this book. Anyone who is not inherently familiar with Internet culture should likewise not touch this book. Anyone who is easily offended by grotesque imagery of dismemberment, mutilation, carnage or male genitalia should not touch this book. On the other hand, well-adjusted intellectuals (with an admittedly lax sense of sophistication) can get a lot of enjoyment out of this book and it's predecessor.
With a lot of focus on the nature of humanity and how social mechanics clash with our primal urges, the author makes obscure connections that paint a bleak and horrifying portrait of the universe and our place in it. Many have described Wong's work as being like "Lovecraft with poop jokes" and they are absolutely correct. In fact, the entire tone of Wong's message is encapsulated in one of Lovecraft's most famous quotes:
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
Some of the themes in Wong's work include the idea that there are entities that view humans on the same level that humans view insects, or even bacteria. That there are forces outside our understanding that are molding the path of mankind for their own diabolical and incomprehensible ends. That our own inability to comprehend our role in the cosmic scale will result in our destruction and that there is absolutely nothing that anyone can do to change that.
For those who have read the first book, all the major survivors from the first book make appearances and don't disappoint. Character interactions are more in-depth thanks to Wong's decision to jump from perspective to perspective in each chapter (familiar to readers of George R.R. Martin's Songs of Fire and Ice series). If you are expecting the same type of stories as the first book, you may be disappointed, or thrilled. The situations are a bit more... frantic and chaotic this time around, which may sound odd, considering the events of the first book. Wong raises the scales in just about every aspect to create a much more epic, apocalyptic tone for the story. The story is split into three parts, with each chapter counting down to some inevitable unpleasant outcome, creating a fast-paced intensity that can drag even a casual reader through the book in one sitting (if they have the stomach for the imagery). The author is also acutely aware of reader-expectations and well-versed in the psychology of pop-culture, evidently drawing from his experiences and research as senior editor of comedy article website, Cracked.com.
In fact, anyone familiar with Wong's internet writing will see many familiar topics in Spiders, some being quite blatant. Personally, as a fan, I found this exciting and refreshing, but I can see others having a difference of opinion there.
As for those who haven't read the first book, you CAN pick up Spiders and read it without having read JDAtE. All of the characters are presented in a way that reintroduces them without ruining every plot point of the first book. In fact, I was impressed to read that except for one or two major spoilers considering characters' fates (this can be expected in any sequel, obviously), all of the major reveals and twists from the first book are left completely unspoiled, with only a couple dialogue hints that would only be caught by someone intimately familiar with the events of the series... like myself.
To conclude, this book was a load of fun... I read it in about six hours over the course of two sittings, mostly because the storytelling uses many tricks to keep you hooked and pulls you right through it. It does a great job of mixing common phobias, social psychology, ideological aspects, inter-dimensional parasitic invasions and crude humor into a social commentary that will cause you to look at the world in a completely new way...
Possibly because you may now know that an alien spider-like creature is living in your brain, controlling your every perception.
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- David MerrickReviewed in Canada on May 13, 2013
One of the Best Sequels Ever Written
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- VictorReviewed in Australia on September 16, 2024
Almost as good as "John Dies at the End"
- LuisaReviewed in Brazil on November 30, 2015
You really should touch this book, spiders and all!
